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Chris Pratt for Entertainment Weekly

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redxluna:

dicktouching:

quarterservant:

im-sewenteen-sir:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

iamboredletsshootthewall:

imjohnlocked:

thefinderconfession:

Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, Tom Hiddleston & Benedict Cumberbatch as Uni flatmates.

Is this real?

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And Andrew Scott (x)

Reblogging this every time

this is AMAZING. 

SOMEONE WRITE A SCIRPT. 

AND SEND IT IN. 

AND MAKE THIS HAPPEN. 

And Then You’ve got the Neighbors:

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No uni’s complete without the professors ;)





I will make this happen before I (or they) die.

I second that motion.

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keepitdownontheloki:

casisinlovewithdean:

imgonnariverdance:

nuclearpiss:

aparselmouthspatronous:

ehehehelokid:

fallencastiels:

i-cant-nope:

carryonmy-assbutt:

pure-purgatory:

feathers-theangel:

i’m not gonna say it
im not gonna say it

can I say it?
cAN I SAY IT?

someone say it!
soMEONE SAY IT!

ANYTIME NOW

SHOULD I SAY IT OR NOT?

I CAN SAY IT


you said it

i hope that’s paint



it got better


Totally what I was thinking

keepitdownontheloki:

casisinlovewithdean:

imgonnariverdance:

nuclearpiss:

aparselmouthspatronous:

ehehehelokid:

fallencastiels:

i-cant-nope:

carryonmy-assbutt:

pure-purgatory:

feathers-theangel:

i’m not gonna say it

im not gonna say it

can I say it?

cAN I SAY IT?

someone say it!

soMEONE SAY IT!

ANYTIME NOW

SHOULD I SAY IT OR NOT?

I CAN SAY IT

you said it

i hope that’s paint

it got better

Totally what I was thinking

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.

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clandestinicious:

the-dream-operator:

clandestinicious:

this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable

"Bye" is an abbreviation of "goodbye" which was a contraction of "God be with ye" to which it would be appropriate/grammatically logical to respond "You too" so yeah you’re fine

well then that’s one less thing to be embarrassed about

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Tumblring on my phone

Mom: who are you texting?

Me: nobody

Mom: what are you doing then?

Me: nothing

Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

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cloud-pixie:

potadont:

scissorscars:

princeofhugs:

thecorpse-bitch:

I know its hard to look past all the terrible grammar but I’m just gonna leave this here….

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the scum of the earth.

THIS. IS. RAPE. CULTURE.

also adding: the owner of this page automatically assumed this girl was a feminist, she could have very well been transporting a piece for a project. But given the information that she was a feminist, people took a negative approach to the situation 

@semendrool

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deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

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Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

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sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

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pomegranateandivy:

“The story about where volcanoes come from” 

This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes 

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2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

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sam-ouinchester:

if you ever feel bad about your art please remember that sam winchester once posed as a sketch artist and made this

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